This is SO wrong

You Are Likely a Third Born (!!?)

At your darkest moments, you feel vulnerable. At work and school, you do best when you're comparing things. When you love someone, you tend to like to please them. In friendship, you are loyal to one person. Your ideal careers are: sales, police officer, newspaper reporter, inventor, poet, and animal trainer. You will leave your mark on the world with inventions, poetry, and inspiration.

The Birth Order Predictor

I am an only child. Hence I talk to myself. Am mad. Am crazy. Enjoys being alone, and with intimate close friends mostly. Very noisy.

But I am indeed a sales person. Though, this is still utter rubbish...! Go do a blogthing!